tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196094336176295818.post5974047489584455495..comments2023-10-30T07:06:10.446-04:00Comments on I Wrote a Book: Only two things in life are certainWannabe Writerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02536810143228961531noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196094336176295818.post-9711960068262907762011-03-16T17:34:51.666-04:002011-03-16T17:34:51.666-04:00I'm getting my tax stuff together and realized...I'm getting my tax stuff together and realized I'm missing a 1099. Grrr....<br />I hate taxes!Jennifer Shirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16970585847385511795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196094336176295818.post-54932337307811676152011-03-14T12:15:54.402-04:002011-03-14T12:15:54.402-04:00I've only seen True Blood--well, I read the fi...I've only seen True Blood--well, I read the first Charlaine Harris, but that's it. Anyway, on the show, yes, vampires DO pay taxes. The ones who mainstream, anyway. No clue about the Cullens. I would be pissed if I found out Edward had been on free lunch for 200 years...and never even used it.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06376697563995394878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196094336176295818.post-43967917876386492402011-03-12T17:13:51.214-05:002011-03-12T17:13:51.214-05:00So true! I've often found myself wondering abo...So true! I've often found myself wondering about the nuances of vampire tax law. Take Bill or the Cullens, for example. They seem to have amassed fortunes over their lives, and I'm sure that money hits the IRS radar every now and then. Do they pay taxes? <br /><br />Maybe that's the real reason turning children into vampires is frowned upon- they would have an eternal tax exemption.Wannabe Writerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536810143228961531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196094336176295818.post-43161289937633692582011-03-11T22:45:34.834-05:002011-03-11T22:45:34.834-05:00It could be worse: it could be the first one keepi...It could be worse: it could be the first one keeping you up all night. I'm not sure exactly how that would work, unless you were a vampire or a zombie, though. Unless you were a zombie vampire who had to pay taxes. That would suck a whole lot.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06376697563995394878noreply@blogger.com